I wanted to wish everyone happy new year in a manner that was both eloquent and original, but, alas, it was not to be. My brain has finally overdosed on all the sugary, chocolaty treats I’ve consumed over the past two weeks and is therefore no longer functioning properly.
Luckily, the Irish Marriage Blessing conveys my sentiments exactly. Yes, yes, I know I’m not Irish. Nor have I ever been to Ireland. Nor do I like soda bread. And I know you’re probably not getting married today.
But all that’s beside the point. The point is that I wish you a very happy 2006—and afterward. Here goes:
May God be with you and bless you.
May you see your children's children.
May you be poor in misfortunes
and rich in blessings.
May you know nothing but happiness
from this day forward.
Hopefully my brain will be back to full capacity (such as it is) by next week.