I know it’s been a while since I practiced law, so I thought I’d speak as a civilian with what I hope is a modicum of common sense. In the wake of Paris Hilton’s court date yesterday, during which she received a 45-day sentence in the pokey for a probation violation stemming from a DUI, I feel compelled to mention the following:
if you’re heading to court, and you want the court to look favorably upon you, it may not be a great idea to show up ten minutes late. It makes the judge a little tetchy, and makes you look like you think you’re above the law. Gets things off on the wrong foot.
Oh, and if the judge tells you to register for some program, like, say, an alcohol education program, you’re gonna want to register for it. And then, once you register, it’s probably a good idea to complete the program.
I’m just saying.





